Once you have been caught with a pantsfull of eels, dignity stops talking to you. Along with most of your family.
There is always somebody coming along thinking that an old idea is their original creation. I bet Phoebe will be their only customer.
Does that remind anyone else of a Benny Hill gag?
Spraying used road tar into your wheel wells is just getting ahead of the curve.
He cured me of my sanity when I was young and naive.
Dawn broke. The noise woke me up.
If Will wasn’t tripping before, he is now.
Who DDOSed her wedding?
He has a wicked sense of humor.
I’ve been retired for years. If it wasn’t for my laptop menu bar I might not remember the month.
Once you have been caught with a pantsfull of eels, dignity stops talking to you. Along with most of your family.