Comics geek from way back...
Burglars would have to be crazy to hit the same house the following night!
Wait till they meet Droolia!
On the other hand, burglars might steal a kid’s stuffed animal just to be mean!
Ruthie’s been watching LEGEND OF THE OVERFIEND!
“Dogness”? I prefer “caninity”!
Sometimes you have to settle for people who’ll ingratiate you for a piece of your money…
If a dog likes wearing a studded collar, that’s a clue that he may see himself as “leader of the pack”…
Dolemite calls!
“Haven’t you gone without a Toro long enough?”
And how are people supposed to change the situation? By voting?
Burglars would have to be crazy to hit the same house the following night!