Where to? Wherever I end up, I guess.
Sand in your shorts, but yeah, salespeople.
It is if you want to have a little work shop and a place to give your wife some space.
Where’s the garage?
This is why dogs invented naps – or was it cats? – or parents?
Feels like Sunday. Wondered for a while why all the comics looked like weekday comics. (Yesterday was a blur.)
Mayo, schmayo. Miracle whip has flavor and tang and rhymes with way more things. Better for poems and the world.
“Language! Not in front of the bear!”
Oxalates can give you kidney stones. Spinach is one of the worst for concentrations. That’s my story, and I’m sticking to it.
Always park upwind. You might have to walk a little farther but they’re real easy to dodge when you’re on foot.
You can tell a horse to wise up, but you can’t make it drink.
Sand in your shorts, but yeah, salespeople.