Don ask me.
Try googling “14 Horrifying Fried Foods at State Fairs”.
Can’t get any slower than that…
Mom: “Ok Spud. Your tip – Don’t spray all the whipped cream up your nose, this time.”
But you can State Fair them. It’s that season anyway, let’s State Fair them!
Better than a hand basket of porcupines, I’ve been told.
Hey, what’s up Chuck?
“You can be polite, or you can be dead and polite. The specifics are up to you.”
Victims of the friendship goblin lose their eyes. That’s why you never see them again.
“We evolve a more effective denial mechanism.”
“You’re not a dog owner, you’re a self-cleaning towel.”
Try googling “14 Horrifying Fried Foods at State Fairs”.